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love this scene.

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Lorelai: This fence is broken because of you. This crap is on the ground because of you. 

Rory: What’s your point?

Lorelai: ….   Did you ever know that you’re my heroooooooo. You’re everything I would like to beeeeeee. I can fly higher than an eagleeeeeee…

Christopher: So can ask you something?

Lorelai: Sure.

Christopher: It involves the E word and the R word.

Lorelai: Please let’s not discuss Evolution and Recycling, it’s just too hot button.

Rory: They had their reverend come over to talk me out of having sex. They didn’t do that to you—

Lorelai: Five times they did that to me. And the last time they triple teamed me with a priest, a rabbi, and a mormon missionary. I made so many jokes that night I should’ve had a microphone and a brick background behind me. And I never got a $40,000 sex house.