Words to live by.

beautyofatribe:

LORELAI: What are you doing?
RORY: I’m trying to kick you but I can’t reach.
LORELAI: I would help you but I can’t move.
RORY: Can I owe you one?
LORELAI: Yeah, no problem.

(via rachel-defying-gravity)

(via oy-with-the-poodles-already)

oy-with-the-poodles-already:

(via starshollow)

Lorelai: This fence is broken because of you. This crap is on the ground because of you. 

Rory: What’s your point?

Lorelai: ….   Did you ever know that you’re my heroooooooo. You’re everything I would like to beeeeeee. I can fly higher than an eagleeeeeee…

“It’s a wild guess, but I think his name rhymes with Tess!”

I love Luke rants. 

Do not eat chips out of a communal bowl, you might as well stick your hand in a toilet.

Rory: They had their reverend come over to talk me out of having sex. They didn’t do that to you—

Lorelai: Five times they did that to me. And the last time they triple teamed me with a priest, a rabbi, and a mormon missionary. I made so many jokes that night I should’ve had a microphone and a brick background behind me. And I never got a $40,000 sex house.