He’s not cool enough for you.

Luke, you don’t need to cry…

In celebration of Thanksgiving, I give you a turkey. I made the sign around its neck but I got the pattern here: http://bittersweetblog.wordpress.com/2006/11/07/gobble-gobble/

Christopher: So can ask you something?

Lorelai: Sure.

Christopher: It involves the E word and the R word.

Lorelai: Please let’s not discuss Evolution and Recycling, it’s just too hot button.

Rory: They had their reverend come over to talk me out of having sex. They didn’t do that to you—

Lorelai: Five times they did that to me. And the last time they triple teamed me with a priest, a rabbi, and a mormon missionary. I made so many jokes that night I should’ve had a microphone and a brick background behind me. And I never got a $40,000 sex house.

Oh sorry, my excitement must be clouding my ability to judge comedic hyperbole.

-A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving